Born in 1967 at the
Zetatech/Bounty Paper Towel Center for Applied Genetic Research, Kurt
Rongey had a leg up on other prog keyboardists right from the start. You
see, he was genetically "manufactured" to be the ultimate
progressive rock keyboardist. Just check out his specs:
Two (2) hands for playing notes on one or two keyboards and knocking over beverages Two (2) legs with auxiliary feet for both loco- and nonloco- motion, sustain pedal manipulation and accelerating rented moving- trucks into multiple parked cars (bandmate's and his own) Two (2) eyes (both recessed in ocular cavities of upper face) for looking around at things other than "No Drinks Allowed" signs OR the beverages either one of his two hands is about to knock over AND misjudging distance between side of rented moving truck and parked cars One (1) oral cavity which serves as both incoming food and unspilled beverage receptacle AS WELL AS outbound musical lyric articulator One (1) removable "hat" (see photo above) Once removed, access is gained to exposed brain which sometimes needs to be moistened via olde timey soda spritzer to prevent overheating while he is thinking of uncommon yet extremely pleasing combinations of notes when working in 135 degree practice room Easily accessible and removable ribcage which may be separated into constituent ribs which may be individually thrown boomerang- style at prey such as bison, elk, ostrich, wolverine, etc...
Can the same be said of meddling socialist-cum-Hammond
organist F.D.R.? I think not! Here's a selected Kurt Rongey discography:
email KurtFor those who have
wondered what Kurt Rongey’s solo albums are
like, he has made _Book In Hand_ (1991)
and _That Was Propaganda_ (1998) available
for digital download at www.mindawn.com.
Both are available in true CD quality "FLAC"
format. Full tracks can be auditioned up to three times free of charge
to see if you really like them or not. |
